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My Xmas Stocking

Okay, bitches...time to show me some serious love.

Xmas Stocking
leave a gift for irish_sherlock
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no_russianbride
Dec. 12th, 2006 05:22 pm (UTC)
Do I want to know why Shannon has given me to you for Christmas? I mean I appreciate it, but since when does Shannon have her own supply of Naked!Addie? Is there a warehouse somewhere? A catalog? I could really use a Maid!Addie if there is.
irish_sherlock
Dec. 12th, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC)
Nah, you're one of a kind, baby...limited edition, exclusive run of ONE. And that one is MINE. Anyway, note the cuffs and oils? There was a reason for it...it's a long story. Trust me. Long even for me. ;)

And dude...STAR DRIVES FOR DUMMIES? A DUMMIES book?

My brain is mildly offended, my funny bone is rolling, and all of me is really starting to wonder how I got so damn lucky to find a girl who knows to put books in my stocking...even DUMMIES books.

Did I tell you that I love you yet today?
no_russianbride
Dec. 12th, 2006 06:04 pm (UTC)
I'm glad, although now I'm really wondering about replicators... I could make myself a Maid!Addie. Though somehow I have this odd feeling there is something unethical about that one.

See I was stuck for a while as to what put in there. Most of my suggestions were way over the 30 character limit, and when I thought of that one? I knew you would at least find the humor in it. Plus? You can't get upset with me, all that overwhelming love sort of puts a halt on all of that.

Not yet, but you can go ahead and start now.
no_russianbride
Dec. 15th, 2006 11:13 pm (UTC)
[locked it up]
How about Christmas Eve, you, me... and a slight case of a red velvet fetish. I'd wear bells but technically I have an issue with clothing that makes noises.

Early Christmas Gift?

It's festive I think.
irish_sherlock
Dec. 15th, 2006 11:40 pm (UTC)
Re: [locked it up]
I'll take you up on that...AND your panties, for the win.

And just in case we weren't clear...I LOVE YOU, YOU CRAZY WOMAN. ;)
no_russianbride
Dec. 15th, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC)
Re: [locked it up]
I just did laundry so for once I actually know where they are!

I love you too, but does that mean that I get the lobotomy that you gave to Mike then? ;)
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